In this unusually warm February week, I found myself sitting
outside Googling “How much do squirrels weigh?” on my laptop. I typically try
to spend time alone outside, with no technology. I would prefer to live in the
moment and write later, after I’ve had some time. The squirrel in my backyard
made this impossible for me.
I’ve noticed an increase in animals running through my yard
with the temperature rising. They run along the side, as if looking for the
garden that has not yet been planted for the year. Squirrels race along the top
of the wooden fence, climbing up and down trees along the way. Their balance
amazes me. The way they can speed across a surface that is only an inch, maybe
an inch and a half, wide.
City squirrels tend to look heavier set than the ones you
may see in less populated areas. They don’t just rely on nature for meals around
here. I’ve seen them leaping out of garbage cans, grabbing French fries from
the sidewalk, stealing berries from my garden, hanging from bird feeders. There
seems to be endless options for them here, however good they are for their
health.
This particular squirrel looked medium sized. He wasn’t as
fit as he probably should be, but definitely hadn’t caught on to the other’s
bad habit of eating humans’ left over fast food. His speed wasn’t what caught
my interest. He was balancing on a branch on my tree. My tree, with its thin,
bare branches. The tree that grew from just a stump. The same tree that made me
question how it was able to bear leaves in the spring. I couldn’t believe that
it could hold anything, let alone this semi-chubby squirrel.
I searched online as I watched him perched on a small
branch, surveying his surroundings. The Eastern Gray Squirrel will weigh
anywhere from 0.88 to 1.3 pounds as an adult. Even with their speed and size, I
can’t imagine holding one and feeling practically no weight. I’m guessing my
squirrel weighs a little more than the average amount. He can’t weigh that much
more though.
Once more, I took to the internet and searched “What objects
weigh 1 pound?” A can of beans, 4 sticks of butter, a single baseball, a football,
3 medium-sized bananas, half a rack of ribs, 8 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. The
list was never ending. I tried to imagine holding the squirrel in one hand and
a box of Krispy Kreme donuts in the other. Both were supposed to be similar
weight.
I no longer know what I am amazed by. The tree that I couldn’t
believe was capable of holding up to the weight of its own leaves is actually
capable of holding the weight of a living being. This grown squirrel with its
rounded stomach and bushy tail weighs about the same as the box of butter I
bought to bake cookies this weekend. Even more, I could hang that box of butter
from a branch on my tree and it wouldn’t break.